Monday, November 14, 2005

OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

They've changed the price of coffee from the machines here from 50 cents to 75 cents.

HOW DO I EVEN STAND IT?!?!?!?!

WHAT ABOUT JUSTICE?!

WHAT ABOUT COFFEE?!?!?!?!?!

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY OF LAWS!!!

...that has nothing to do with this, BUT IT'S TRUE, ISN'T IT?!?!?!

The rage that is consuming me is enough to eat ALL OF YOU READING THIS!!!!! ALL TWO OF YOU!!!!

GOOD THING THIS KEYBOARD IS 20 TIMES LARGER THAN MOST SO THAT I CAN POUND MY FISTS INTO EACH KEY AND TYPE THIS!!!!

[thank you, Keyboards of Rage, Inc.]

I CAN FEEL MY CAPACITY FOR REASON BURNING AS I TYPE THIS-I AM NO LONGER A HUMAN BEING.....

OK. It's not a big deal.

...but tell that to the family of Terrence Needscoffeetoliveurson! He and his whole family consume 5,000 cups of coffee a day because their system are made only to consume coffee.

They can't eat.

They can't even EXIST!

They DON'T exist! I just made that up because I'M MAD THAT THEY CHANGED THE PRICE ON COFFEE!!!!!!!

WHAT HELL AWAITS US?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN FINISH THIS SENTARAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




You ever wonder about cats?

I wonder about cats sometimes.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

I talked to Tom Green tonight

Sound ridiculous? Well, it is:

Tom Green has a blog at his website which I visit everyday. I'm a huge Tom Green fan. He posts videos occasionally and it's a fun blog. I've e-mailed him quite a few times and he's responded pretty often.

Anyway, today he decided to post his telephone number.

So, I called him.

He knew who I was from my e-mails and it was just a good, relatively brief chat [I didn't want to keep him on b/c he'd gotten a ton of phone calls, as you can imgaine, and was still getting them].

What an incredibly nice guy! Very impressed with him.

When he answered and I identified myself, he said "Hey Kenny!" I thought he was just being nice, but it turns out he did know who I was from my e-mails.

Pretty amazing. There's something about having the opportunity to talk with people whose work you enjoy. It's pretty special.

Monday, November 07, 2005