The Blame Game

I have decided to personify a few things I don't like and insult them.

Screw you, Confusion.

Hey, Grumpiness. Yeah, you. YOU LOOK LIKE A BABOON.

Hey there, Complacency! What's up, bro? Uh-huh...yeah, sure, JERK!

Well, if it isn't Whatever-Makes-People-Walk-By-And-Look-At-You-Coldly. Good to see you again, ya BAG O' CRAP.

Hello, Gas Prices! ASS Prices! Bye!

Who do we have here in the mirror? Hmm...well, I think I can accept myself today. You lucked out, Me.