OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

They've changed the price of coffee from the machines here from 50 cents to 75 cents.

HOW DO I EVEN STAND IT?!?!?!?!

WHAT ABOUT JUSTICE?!

WHAT ABOUT COFFEE?!?!?!?!?!

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY OF LAWS!!!

...that has nothing to do with this, BUT IT'S TRUE, ISN'T IT?!?!?!

The rage that is consuming me is enough to eat ALL OF YOU READING THIS!!!!! ALL TWO OF YOU!!!!

GOOD THING THIS KEYBOARD IS 20 TIMES LARGER THAN MOST SO THAT I CAN POUND MY FISTS INTO EACH KEY AND TYPE THIS!!!!

[thank you, Keyboards of Rage, Inc.]

I CAN FEEL MY CAPACITY FOR REASON BURNING AS I TYPE THIS-I AM NO LONGER A HUMAN BEING.....

OK. It's not a big deal.

...but tell that to the family of Terrence Needscoffeetoliveurson! He and his whole family consume 5,000 cups of coffee a day because their system are made only to consume coffee.

They can't eat.

They can't even EXIST!

They DON'T exist! I just made that up because I'M MAD THAT THEY CHANGED THE PRICE ON COFFEE!!!!!!!

WHAT HELL AWAITS US?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN FINISH THIS SENTARAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You ever wonder about cats?

I wonder about cats sometimes.